Last year, I think the team were very unlucky to lose the game to Chelsea. But, this year, the team is much better, we have new players, good players. They have fitted into the team like they were there for the last 10 years. Also, the motivation is there. They won the German championship 25 points ahead of second-placed Borussia Dortmund. It is fantastic. They are in the Champions League final and they are in the German Cup final. They are on their way for maybe having their most successful year in the history of Bayern Munich.
—Franz Beckenbauer (via manutellla)
Robin Sloan, Mr Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore
What the actual fuck. Come on, lets make me more jealous of your core strength.
I always have to reblog this. Because for real. That’s amazing.
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